Tuesday 24 December 2013

MAGIC THEATRE OF PAIN



 

   HOT ENOUGH FOR YA?

...


MELBOURNE

FRIDAY DECEMBER 27TH


SYDNEY

SATURDAY DECEMBER 28TH


MONDAY DECEMBER 30TH


BYRON BAY

THURSDAY JANUARY 2ND



BRISBANE

FRIDAY JANUARY 3RD


SATURDAY JANUARY 4TH



Tuesday 10 December 2013

WHAT GOES ON

 
 
 
TO CAPITIALISE ON THE DEATH OF OUR MATE, WE'VE DONE SOME SHIRTS IN HIS HONOUR. ILLUSTRATED BY ALLAN COWIE. HI-QUALITY PRINT ON GILDAN ULTRA COTTEN. THESE WILL ALSO BE FOR SALE THRU DISTORT IN A DAY OR SO.

BUY HERE

 
NEW STUFF ALSO IN THE DISTRO; SIMFUCKERS LIVE TAPE/PLASTIC BAGS CS/HELTA SKELTA 7" AND CRETINS TAPES STILL AVAILABLE.
 
 
WATCH GUTTER GODS PLAY TO NO-ONE AT THIS SHOW.
 

GO SEE OUR BOYS VELVET WHIP INSTEAD. AND REMEMBER THEY'RE PLAYING TWO SIKK SHOWS IN ADELAIDE NEXT WEEKEND;
 

 
 
HOT TIPS; GO BUY THE NEW CD-REISSUE OF COLOURED BALLS "1ST LP" 'THE FIRST SUPPER LAST', SHE SOUNDS BEAUT. TRACK DOWN THE R.I.P FUCKER CS AND GET YOUR HANDS ALL OVER THE ZINGERS LP - A LANDMARK FOR MODERN OZ-PUNK.
 


Monday 25 November 2013

GUTTER GODS - 'CHOSEN FEW'

 

This is the last taste ya get of the forthcoming Gutter Gods LP 'Innersense' before its unleashed in its pure vinyl form. As she normally goes, Yanks and Euro's will get them still warm from the plant through Video Disease and Hardware Records respectively in mid-late December. 'Straylian's will have to wait til they cross the South Atlantic around early January. The track we've chosen for YOU today is titled 'Chosen Few'; the Gutter Gods theme song if you will. Our most ambitious from the rekkid, she displays the more playful and nurturing side of the GG's. Sometimes ya just wanna groove to the beat, grab ya gal by the hips and clap your hands in unison to the snare. The feelgood track of the Summer....

 


Wednesday 20 November 2013

RE-FLESHED: CDR004 DRIBBLE LIVE CS OUT NOW

 
 
DRIBBLE - LIVE! IN THE FLESH CS
 
Finally back on the market after an early withdrawal due to a ssslow initial duplication. 6 sometimes beautiful, most times ugly/dull live shits from a memorably nasty gig in the Grace Darling Basement/Pool Room. ONLY for sale online through Distort and maybe gigs. 40 copies.
 
 
 
EAST COAST TOUR KICKOFF SHOW. COME & SEE THE REAL THING.


 
 
MAGIC THEATRE OF PAIN TOUR. POSTER BY N.WILLIAMS. FULL LINEUPS & VENUES OUT SOON.
 
 
 
ONE PAGE OUTTA 12 THAT'LL BE IN  ZINE INSERT 'FANTASY ZONE' FOR GUTTER GODS - 'INNERSENSE REKKID'. ART BY A.COWIE.
 
 
FROM OUR NEW YORK CORRESPONDENT...
 

 
AS PERFORMED BY...
 
 
 
 
 
MAGGOT FEST FLIX AND VIDEO COMING SOON, FOR NOW, HERE'S SOME QUALITY LIVE AUDIO RECORDINGS FROM ALICIA;
 
 


Wednesday 6 November 2013

NOVEMBER RAP


MAGGOT FEST

SJN - Flik by Mat Lyn


The fest was HELL, if you missed it you're a baby. Anyone with photos/footage please email through to cooldeathrecords AT gmail DOT com.

TOURS & SHOWS


GUTTER GODS & DRIBBLE will be touring the East Coast of AUS in December/January. Right now its looking like;

MELBOURNE:
DECEMBER 27 - TOTE (COBRA ROOM) W/ VELVET WHIP

SYDNEY:
DECEMBER 30 - THE SQUARE W/ OILY BOYS + NS MAYHEM + GRUEL + LEATHER LICKERS
DECEMBER 31 - HOUSE GIG, MAYBE

BYRON BAY:
JANUARY 2 - COMMON ENEMY SHED W/ SHACKLES + MENACE TO SOCIEY + GRUEL

BRISBANE:
JANUARY 3 - VENUE TBA *DRIBBLE ONLY* W/ MULTIPLE MAN + SEWERS
JANUARY 4 ARVO - SUN DISTORTION STUDIO W/ SICK PEOPLE + BLACK DEITY


After putting in their most savage set yet at the Fest, VELVET WHIP are tearing summer open with a bunch of gigs in December including a coupla hot dates in Australia's armpit...

 
6TH AT GRACE DARLING W/ SOMA COMA / METER MEN / LEATHER LICKERS
 
14TH AT PUBLIC BAR W/ RED RED KROVVY / WHITE WALLS / MISS DESTINY
 
28TH AT GASOMETER IS AFOREMENTIONED 27TH GIG AT TOTE
 
 
ADELAIDE:
 
20TH AT THE BLUEBEE ROOM W/ STARVATION / SIMFUCKERS / EFFICIENCY
 
21TH AT MAD HOUSE ALLEY W/ HYDROMEDUSA / EMU / DANNY WHITTEN'S VIENS
 


 

REKKORDING/RELEASES

 

GUTTER GODS 'INNERSENSE' LP has been a headache but she's gunna look great. Reflective silver covers (ala Wheels of Fire), and a colour zine insert from Allan Cowie. Might be out for tour but more realistically very early 2014.
 
(Imagine all the white space as reflective silver)
 
DRIBBLE recorded last week. Expect a three track 7" early 2014 followed by an LP. RE: Live at Grace Darling cassettes - We fucked up big-time and dubbed them all at a slower speed, only realising after 'announcing' the release. Anyone who purchased from DISTORT, please sit tight, we are rectifying this sitch right now.
 
VELVET WHIP are writing/rehearsing for two new cassette's to be released in the new year also.
 
LEATHER LICKERS (who smashed it at Maggot Fest) will be recording a 5-track demo before the years out.
 
 

DISTRO 

The bigcartel will be updated soon with a coupla distro items and the very last copies of previous COOL DEATH releases.



Monday 14 October 2013

MAGGOT FEST VOL.4

HERE IT IS...
 
 







FRIDAY NIGHT  

SATURDAY NIGHT  


 


DO YOU LIKE LOU REED?



... these bastards do

DRIBBLE - LIVE! In The Flesh...




"THERE IS A GUY BLEEDING DOWN HERE. HE STILL SEEMS TO BE HAVING A GOOD TIME"


Five skinny guys rarely sound this loud and yucky (and excellent.)

Four shits on side A
Two hits on side B
Including a smearing rendition of the Velvet Underground's classic Sister Ray.

Limited to forty six copies. Make sure to buy a spare for your girlfriend.

Available online at this cool dude's store


... and Live! (in the flesh...) this Thursday night at Melbourne City's Public Bar 

Friday 11 October 2013

MORE DIGITAL REALITY



An EXCELLENT live recording of Cool Death's golden boys Velvet Whip has just been put online by Weirdo With A Dictaphone. Sounding clearer than the demo cassette in parts, this recording shows the savagery the Whip propels in the live arena. When the sax comes out, ya get a real feel for their Hawkwind/psychedelic tendencies, a real treat. Get it below.

 
 
ALSO just surfaced on the worldwide is a live DRIBBLE recording from last Saturday night, a real mess of a show but a clear recording. Tracklist goes;
 
GIRLFRIEND
LEATHER LICKERS
GLUE
GIRL OF MY DREAMS
HOW MUCH ART? (SSD, EXTENDED)
 

Wednesday 2 October 2013

GIRL OF MY DREAMS


CDooFOUR: DRIBBLE - 'LIVE IN THE FLESH' cassette to be unleashed imminently. Recorded at the Grace Darling Hotel displaying Dribble at their most offensive. Sicks original hits on the A-side and a 13 minute-derailing of Velvet Underground's opus 'Sister Ray' on the B. 50 copies only. Listen to a jammed version of 'Girl Of My Dreams' below which'll also be featured on an upcoming studio 7inch.

CDooFIVE: LEATHER LICKERS - 'LICK THE GLOVE' cassette to be rekkorded soon. Members of Gutter Gods and Soma Coma emulating the shit sounds of Cleveland with a maniacal sounding vocalist making his first foray in the art of throat shredding. Expect it November.

CDooSIX: GUTTER GODS - 'INNERSENSE' LP is at the plant, balls crossed for release before 2014 hits.

Pre-sale tickets for MAGGOTFEST IV are available on OZTIX. Friday night here, Saturday night here.

An East-Coast tour of Australia is being organised for Gutter Gods and Dribble right over New Years. Sydney/Byron Bay/Brisbane, more details soon.

DRIBBLE gigging this on Saturday night, 9.45 slot...


And don't be a bludger and make sure you cop the PUBLIC EXECUTION LP here. Essential Brisbane hardcore-punk from 1983.

Friday 20 September 2013

KISS OF THE VELVET WHIP


THESE BE THE 'LAUNCH' SHOWS FOR VELVET WHIP'S STELLAR DEBUT RELEASE 'WARM & TOUGH'...


THURSDAY THE 17TH OF OCTOBER FROM 8PM
LAKES
SOMA COMA
DRIBBLE
VELVET WHIP
PUBLIC BAR IN THE CITY, 5 BUCKS



WEDNESDAY THE 23RD OF OCTOBER FROM 8PM
GUTTER GODS
VELVET WHIP
LEATHER LICKERS 
(^^^FIRST SHOW, CASSETTE OUT SOON ON COOL DETH^^^)
BAR OPEN, BRUNSWICK, FREE(!)

Wednesday 18 September 2013

WEEKEND COVERED


OUR CHUMS SICK PEOPLE END THEIR EAST-COAST TOUR IN MELBOURNE THIS WEEKEND, HERE'S HOW SHE'S LOOKIN'...

FRIDAY


SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 21ST FROM 8PEEEMM

SIKK PEOPLE (QLD)
GUTTER GODS
SEWERCIDE
SCAB EATER

FLEMINGTON DRAIN (MAP BELOW) 
GIVE $$$ TO COVER P.A/GENNY
NO CUSSIN', NO FIGHTIN'

RED=FLEMINGTON BRIDGE STATION, PURPLE =GIGGER LOCATION





SUNDAY ARVO, 'STRAYLIA'S BEST PUNK PHOTOGRAPHER IN THE CAVE


SUNDAY EVE'


NOT TO MENTION FINALS FOOTY

Thursday 5 September 2013

MAGGOT FEST VOL.4

 
Here's the HI-impact poster for Maggot Fest. Pre-sale ticket info coming soon. This is how each day is lookin'...
 
1ST NOVEMBER - GASOMETER HOTEL (UPSTAIRS & DOWN) 8PM
Boomgates
The DHDFD's (NZ)...
White Walls
Plastic Bags (WA)
Flesh Police (WA)
Multiple Man (QLD)
Living Eyes
Dribble
MOB (NSW)
Pronto

2ND NOVEMBER - GASOMETER HOTEL - RECORD SWAP 3-5PM

2ND NOVEMBER - GASOMETER HOTEL (UPSTAIRS & DOWN) 6PM
Straightjacket Nation
Oily Boys (NSW)
Lakes
Helta Skelta (WA)
Simfuckers (SA)
Soma Coma
Constant Mongrel
Gutter Gods
Clitz
Bloodrule
Rort
Velvet Whip
Stations of the Cross
Encounter Group
RIP Fucker
Leather Lickers
 
3RD NOVEMBER - NORTH MELBOURNE TOWN HALL
Housewives (NSW)
Human Grooming
+more TBA

3RD NOVEMBER - DRAIN RAVE #3 (LOCATION TBA) 9PM
Oily Boys (NSW)
Simfuckers (SA)
Gutter Gods
Havittajat

5TH NOVEMBER - MAGGOT MASS @ NSC
Lineup TBA

DO THE CRETIN HOP

 
New in the distro. Remember when Richmond Virginia was THE place to find the best modern NO BULLSHIT USHC? Well, I'm pleased to report the great North/South divider city is back on track. This cassette rokks. Buy it HERE.
 
"Six tracks of pummeling hardcore punk from these Richmond, VA numbskulls. Brash and aggressive stuff in the vein of old classics like NOTA / POISON IDEA or maybe REPOS as a modern point of reference. Ugly, self-loathing vocals and a loud, punchy recording mastered by Will Killingsworth at Dead Air make this thing really kick. In other words, hardcore punk devoid of gimmicks or generic trappings. CRETINS are one to watch out for, that’s for sure."
 
This wild one's happening in a few weeks time. If you need the location, email cooldeathrecords@gmail.com

 
Hydromedusa are coming over from Adelaide, Dribble's gunna play with 'em. Lots of new tracks, might do 'Ann' again if you're unlucky.
 
 
TWO Velvet Whip cassette launch shows have been locked in for Ocbtober, details very soon.


Thursday 29 August 2013

GUTTER GODS - 'VIRTUAL REALITY'


The final mixes for Gutter Gods forthcoming LP 'Innersense' are in. We're chuffed with the work Mikey Young has gone and dun with the mastering. Off to the plant in the next two weeks, should have her by late 2013. 'Ave a listen to rekkid opener 'Virtual Reality' below.



Wednesday 14 August 2013

GOIN' ON

 
  1. DRIBBLE are NOT playing the Gaso tomorrow night, the flyer was rubbish and we don't subscribe to poor visual aesthetic. We are still appearing at the Trades Hall in Carlton Saturday night for Constant Mongrel's 'Heavy Breathing' LP launch along with UV Race and Miss Destiny. Ten buxx, doors eight. Recording 3-4 hits for a 7" in the next month, out in Summer?
  2. Velvet Whip's 'Warm & Tough' CS is sold out from us. There'll be a grip to sell at abovementioned gig and that's it. Distro's currently holding; Helta Skelta in Perth, Distort (& Missing Link soon) in Melbourne, Repressed and Disinfect in Sydney, Eternal Soundcheck and Sick Rick in Brisbane. For the U$A, Feel It and Video Disease's copies have been mailed and should be available soon. Melbourne launch shows being organised for October. Cruise the Joy Ride.
  3. Maggot Fest is steaming along, more great bands being added next week. Looks like there'll also be a Sunday arvo North Melbourne Town Hall gig as well. We tried to get ROSE TATTOO but they have shown no interest, maybe next year.
  4. Gutter Gods 'Innersense' LP is still a ways away. Next gig is DrainRave#2 with Sick People, Sewercide and Dribble on September 21st.


Wednesday 7 August 2013

VELVET WHIP
- WARM & TOUGH -
 


The first release made by a band outside of the immediate Cool Death family and she's a hell burner, shining bright in the darkness... Six (6) tracks from the outside looking into the inside looking out. Self doubt, intelligence, paranoia, urban problems, claustrophobia, ugliness, animosity, and power. Velvet Whip execute with excellence. A real 2013 for 3013 time-capsule recording. A culmination of 30+ years of extreme and extremely amplified music channelling itself against that futile, foolish feeling that our life and experiences are constantly filtered through electronic signals, 0's and 1's. The sound of a computer chip being smoked through a bong. Die kruezin' or drop dead is the ultimatum here.  For best results: Kill the lights, turn her up loud as she goes and repeat as necessary (if you dare?) Save your souls with rock and roll. Proud as sin to have our name attached this piece of plastic.

First run of 150 black cassettes available for order now through Cool Death's cool electronic shop. As for peddling this smut; the usual suspects will have this new psychedelic product to push within Australia, and both Video Disease & Feel It Records have been COOL enuf to help us out with USA distribution again. (The yanks will have to keep their junk in their pants for another coupla weeks 'til they're available in the land of the brave or home of the free or whatever.)


'Joy Ride' from Warm & Tough

Shut up and listen.




Experience the experience in person upstairs at the Gasometer September 22nd 2013 with Sick People/Sewercide/Coffin Birth/Sick Machine.

***Review written with no knowledge of what the fuck the lyrics are***